DECISION
I punched a hole through the Wall of China.
But I'm from North Carolina.
Tarheels! Tarheels!
There is no such thing as too many meals.
I can eat a lot in one day.
You don't even wanna know how much I weigh.
You would be surprised to hear,
that I don't drink beer.
But trust me, I can chug.
You sitting there thinking I ain't no thug.
Now keep watching your television,
while I make my decision.
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There is so much wrong with this poem. Good job. It really sucked. The Tarheels! Tarheels! chant was especially ugly.
ReplyDeleteI love the opening line, though. "I punched a hole through the Wall of China." So random. I would use that to write a new poem.
Hmm. This was awful. I loved it. It made no sense but held my attention. Nice job at writing really very bad poetry.
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