Blurbs

The Waitress (Atmosphere)
Jeff James is a 50-year old man in Minnesota with no home. He frequently visits the same cafe for food, shelter, and his favorite waitress. She can't stand him coming into the cafe and does everything she can to get him out. Little does she know that Jeff is her father she never thought she would see again.

People Are Crazy (Billy Currington)
Married man, Craig Bolerjack, goes to the bar to get his mind off life and meets an elderly man named Jorge Sanchez there to do the same thing. They talks for hours on end about life and finally say their goodbyes and never see each other again. But Craig's "fortunes" are going to turn, just from meeting old Jorge.

Paul Revere (Beastie Boys)
In the wild west, there was a rebellious cowboy named Kaleb Aldridge. He was living the solo life when he runs into Mark Cuban who is a hardcore criminal and convinces Kaleb to come with him into town and get drunk and get some ladies. They go to the bar and leave with more than expected.

Just a Friend (Biz Markie)
Succesful rapper and song writer Marcel Hall meets a girl at one of his concerts. He asks her if she has a man and she replies "I only have a friend". Marcel listens to his heart over his brain and falls for the girl. It turns out to be a decision he will regret as he encounters his girl's "friend".

Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels)
Little Johnny was a lonely boy who just played song after song on his fiddle. One day, Satan himself challenged Johnny to a fiddle contest. If Johnny wins, he gets the devils golden fiddle and if Johnny loses, his soul will belong to Satan. It is a battle that will never be forgotten.

Story Song

Song title: The Waitress
Song artist: Atmosphere
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/atmosphere/thewaitress.html

Plot:
An old hobo keeps going into a cafe to see a waitress. The waitress always shoos him off and doesn't like him. In the end we realize that the waitress is the only reason the old hobo is living because she is his daughter.

Character:
Old hobo man (speaker)
The waitress
Waitresses men
Cops
Father of waitress

Conflict:
The hobo keeps coming in the cafe every day, even though he can't buy meals. He probably finds money so he can go in there to sit down because he is only allowed to sit if he buys something to eat. She doesn't like him there at all and always tells him to leave and tells him she will call the cops. The old hobo lives for her though. We find out she is his daughter. I don't know if she knows but I doubt it.

Theme:
Be nice to parents
Treat people like you would want to be treated

Setting:
Cafe in Minnesota
Cafe bathroom
Allleyway in Minnesota where hobo (narrarator) sleeps
Probably in 90's or 2000's

6-word Memoirs

10. Don't drop the bomb on me.

9. One day I will impress you.

8. I can't stop thinking about you.

7. Use self control, not birth control.

6. You couldn't have loved me better.

5. I'm trying to salvage a friendship.

4. More than a game, it's life.

3. I'm still finding where I belong.

2. Too bad we became friends first.

1. Life will never be the same.

Grand Theft Poetry

Lost You

You are invulnerable, you have no Achilles' heel.

My soul is not satisfied

that it has lost you.

It was convinced you were Cupid's blessing.

It never should've doubted whether I should come back to you.

That's why I now seize the moment,

and try to freeze it,

and own it.

Because now I know,

what it is like without you.