Very Bad Poetry

DECISION
I punched a hole through the Wall of China.
But I'm from North Carolina.
Tarheels! Tarheels!
There is no such thing as too many meals.
I can eat a lot in one day.
You don't even wanna know how much I weigh.
You would be surprised to hear,
that I don't drink beer.
But trust me, I can chug.
You sitting there thinking I ain't no thug.
Now keep watching your television,
while I make my decision.

Impulse

1- Once you get on the train and the coast is clear, text me.
2- Ok, but what if there is a problem?
1- There shouldn't be any, the boys and I have taken care of it.
2- Alright, whatever you say.
1- Trust me, nothing will go wrong.
2- Yeah yeah.
1- So lets go over this one more time, you get on the train, sit down as far away as you can be from anybody else...
2- ... and then when the conducter comes around to ask for my ticket, take him out quietly.
1- Yes, precisely. If you don't do it quietly, the operation is ruined.
2- You said there shouldn't be any problems.
1- Well that would be one, so just make sure you do it.
2- I'm not so sure about this Dick.
1- If you back out now..
2- I'm not going to back out, I just want to be positive this will work. What's hapapening after I take the conductor out?
1- Don't talk so loud! But you don't need to worry about that, your only job is to take him out and just wait where you are.
2- I need to know what will happen.
1- Fine, I will come on the train in a train conductor outfit and I will be the "new conductor" and then at the next stop I will let the boys on and then we will rob the train and everyone is happy. Good enough?
2- Yeah I guess.
1- Here comes the train, get ready.